Rivers flow uphill, and watch out for flying pigs! Quark Xpress 6 is available to order for OS X.
“… I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was
supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually
made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses …”
— Dave Barry, “The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning
Points in l’Amour”