With everyone locked inside, the local wildlife has the run of the neighborhood.
This guy planted himself next to the dwarf maple in the middle of our front yard and dared me to do something about it.
Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations
Sign on a cathedral in Spain:
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if
dressed as a man.
Above the enterance to a Cairo bar:
Unaccompanied ladies not admitted unless with husband
On a Bucharest elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next days.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
— Colin Bowles