Mon, 08 Nov 2004

I'm HTML

You are .html You are versatile and improving, but you do have your limits. When you work with amateurs it can get quite ugly.
Which File Extension are You?

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Sun, 16 May 2004

In Case You Thought The Syndication War Was Entirely Humorless Handwringing

This might change your mind.

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Fri, 05 Dec 2003

Bush Backdrop Generator

mission undefined

(link)

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Tue, 25 Nov 2003

Antipixel, Channeling

Quoted in full, because I loved it so much:

Every so often (OK, every day) I look down the page here and see a string of completely unrelated items masquerading as some sort of half-baked Weltanschauung and must force myself to imagine that one person's complete and utter lack of focus is another's vibrant eclecticism.

Just thought I'd share that. Hope you're enjoying the vibrant eclecticism.

(Jeremy Hedley) (link)

Very nice. A day. Have one.

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Sat, 08 Nov 2003

Express Train To Hell

the instrument of my damnationMake your own church sign.

Batteries not included. Not responsible for non-removable sulfur stains on clothing.

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Sun, 02 Nov 2003

Does My Members Only Jacket Have Enough Zippers?

Gawd, I watched too much MTV.

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Fri, 18 Jul 2003

That would be a cool trick

Did you mean to search for: ssh client for hip hop

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Tue, 13 May 2003

A May 2 April Fool's Joke?

Heh heh, we were just, y'know, joking about that iLoo thing. Really. Honest.

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Sat, 03 May 2003

Synchronicity

  • First Item.
  • Second Item:

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Fri, 18 Apr 2003

Boobie Chorus Line, plus plus

I suppose this might be unsafe for work, if I could figure out what the hell it is. More über-weirdness from Japan.

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Sat, 08 Mar 2003

$2 at Taco Bell

Security Guard:
"Yeah, Mike, what's up?"
Manager:
"This guy is trying to give me some [pause] funny money."
Guard:
"Really? What?"
Manager:
"Get this, a two dollar bill."
Guard:
"Why would a guy fake a $2 bill?" [incredulous]
Manager:
"I don't know? He's kinda weird. Says the only other thing he has is a fifty."
Guard:
"So, the fifty's fake?"
Manager:
"No, the $2 is."
Guard:
"Why would he fake a $2 bill?"
Manager:
"I don't know. Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"
Guard:
"Yeah..."
[via Electric Escape]

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Thu, 27 Feb 2003

"Smart kids overanalyze things"

Potentially NSFW if you're surrounded by uptight folks. Really, really funny if you've been off of a college campus long enough to laugh at the arch seriousness with which every potential item of offense is treated.

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Sat, 15 Feb 2003

So, has anyone checked... erm, well

Come on, you know what I mean.

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Tue, 11 Feb 2003

Pardon me, I'm here to inspect your pants for weapons

Sidesplittingly funny pickup lines for the next war. Not safe for work (or delicate constitutions.)

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Sun, 02 Feb 2003

Norway MP plays PDA game during war debate

CNN - While parliament hotly debated the actions of Norwegians fighting in Afghanistan, one lawmaker passed the time by playing a war-game of his own on his handheld computer.
MP says sorry for war game goof VNUNet
Mobile Commerce Mobile Commerce World
IAfrica South African News - The Learning Channel - Capitol Hill Blue - and 8 related [Google Technology News]

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Fri, 31 Jan 2003

U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections

"Wonka exerts a powerful psychological grip over the world's children," said Arthur Slugworth, president of Slugworth Confections. "They are devoted to him with a loyalty that borders on the fanatical, eagerly lapping up Scrumdiddlyumptious Bars by the millions at his command. But when we found evidence that Wonka was developing so-called 'everlasting gobstopper' technology--'the mother of all gobstoppers'--we knew it was time to act."

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Mon, 23 Dec 2002

Don't be a dumbass.

(www.twotowersprotest.org)

HBS: "Actually, the movie is intentionally being named The Two Towers because that's the name of the goddamn story it is based on, one that was written fifty years ago! " - Amen

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Mon, 11 Nov 2002

Definition of a bad day

Firefighters accidentally use the jaws of life on your car.

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MARTA SAYS THE INTERESTING thing about fly-fishing is that it’s two lives
connected by a thin strand.

Come on, Marta, grow up.
— Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.