Wed, 23 Jul 2008

Yes, I Recognize How Silly This Is

Gmail - For Thu: Helvetica - marmoset@gmail.com

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Mon, 16 Jun 2008

My Next Office Chair

(scroll forward to about the 30 second mark)

I think this will greatly enhance concentration during meetings.

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Fri, 02 Nov 2007

The Complaint Department

It’s hard to believe that Bill Waterston stopped drawing Calvin and Hobbes in 1995, considering how dead-on his characterization of the most common form of online “discourse” happens to be:

Calvin complaining.

via Russ Beattie

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Sat, 19 May 2007

Lucky Rabbits

Heh, I love this ad (we have pet rabbits.)

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Sun, 18 Dec 2005

Once More, With Feeling

Ahem.

Barry gets no love here. Really

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Tue, 01 Nov 2005

Squitient

My Web 2.0 business plan:

geotag-based bookmarks via email invite *only*

OK VCs, you can all fund me now.

(this), via Les Orchard

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Fri, 10 Jun 2005

Blogs Are 'leet and I Have Proof

Blogs (1337)How could my aggregator lie?

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Thu, 18 Nov 2004

Today's Best Spammer Name Ever Nominee

Returnee H. Aerodynamics, found in the festering spamheap that is the account attached to my DNS registration. If I concentrate hard enough, I can even picture ol' Returnee, dressed in a natty seersucker suit, ten-gallon hat, with a finely crafted snakeskin boot planted firmly upon a old hickory stump, He's got a huge handlebar moustache and owns about 30 acres of land and his own farm equipment dealership.

addendum: other nominees from the same batch of spam: Sculpt V. Steeplejacks and Magnesium G. Unsold.

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Mon, 08 Nov 2004

I'm HTML

You are .html You are versatile and improving, but you do have your limits. When you work with amateurs it can get quite ugly.
Which File Extension are You?

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Thu, 28 Oct 2004

Come On Into My... BIG TENT

woohoo!

Aw, c'mon, you know it.

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Fri, 03 Sep 2004

Cabinet Meeting

save versus repubs

via jwz

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Mon, 30 Aug 2004

Geekiest Protest Sign Ever?

I don't know, but I like it. :)

An end tag every validator should check for

found here.

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Wed, 16 Jun 2004

My Newest Mail Filter

Glorious silence.

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Thu, 27 May 2004

Too Funny To Be Imprisoned In The Linklog

Thanks Pietro:

Rumsfeld Fighting Technique.

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Sun, 16 May 2004

In Case You Thought The Syndication War Was Entirely Humorless Handwringing

This might change your mind.

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Wed, 28 Jan 2004

THE PRESIDENT: I need some ribs.

This is completely surreal. Thanks to Dan Sicko for the pointer.

nb: this President has only held 11 press conferences in three years in office.

I have never been more convinced of the absolute necessity of voting in presidential elections.

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Sun, 11 Jan 2004

Spammers Are Stoopid, Part 678

Look, Twatley, if the link is 404 the first time you try it, odds are it's still going to be 404 the next 50 times you try, too.

adsl-68-76-97-45.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net - - [10/Jan/2004:10:26:16 -0500] "POST /cgi-bin/FormMail.pl HTTP/1.1" 404 1289 "-" "Mozilla/4.06 (Win95; I)"
adsl-68-76-97-45.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net - - [10/Jan/2004:10:26:16 -0500] "POST /cgi-bin/form.pl HTTP/1.1" 404 1289 "-" "Mozilla/4.06 (Win95; I)"
adsl-68-76-97-45.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net - - [10/Jan/2004:10:26:16 -0500] "POST /cgi-local/formmail.pl HTTP/1.1" 404 1289 "-" "Mozilla/4.06 (Win95; I)"
adsl-68-76-97-45.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net - - [10/Jan/2004:10:26:16 -0500] "POST /cgi-bin/Mail.pl HTTP/1.1" 404 1289 "-" "Mozilla/4.06 (Win95; I)"
adsl-68-76-97-45.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net - - [10/Jan/2004:10:26:16 -0500] "POST /cgi-local/formmail.cgi HTTP/1.1" 404 1289 "-" "Mozilla/4.06 (Win95; I)"
adsl-68-76-97-45.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net - - [10/Jan/2004:10:26:17 -0500] "POST /cgi-bin/formmail.cgi HTTP/1.1" 404 1289 "-" "Mozilla/4.06 (Win95; I)"

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Fri, 05 Dec 2003

Bush Backdrop Generator

mission undefined

(link)

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