Where, oh, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over, and I thought I’d found true love.
You met another, and *PPHHHLLLBBBBTTT*, you wuz gone.
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.
Oh, gloom, despair and agony on me.
— Hee Haw