Wed, 31 Dec 2008

Hunting Street Creatures

Poser II

We cooked and ate Christmas Eve dinner at our friend Don's house, then stayed over for the following day. Don and I tossed extra bread and peanuts on the porch and down by the sidewalk, then sat at the front window and watched all of the hungry creatures stop by.

Bluejay, last time we saw him

Being the selfish person I am, I brought along a telephoto lens.

Kitty vs. Squirrel
(click through the image for a large, readable version.)

The cat hung around all day, hoping to get lucky. I don't think he ever did.

Silhouette sparrow

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The Magic Word:
The two elements in water are hydrogen and ______

Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a
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