If you’re a free software kinda person who feels guilty about your heresy/iPhone purchase, you can always try to ease your karmic burden by rocking the Free Software Song as a ringtone (128k, no copyrights claimed.)
If you wants to get elected president, you’se got to think up some
memoraboble homily so’s school kids can be pestered into memorizin’
it, even if they don’t know what it means.
— Walt Kelly, “The Pogo Party”