If you’re a free software kinda person who feels guilty about your heresy/iPhone purchase, you can always try to ease your karmic burden by rocking the Free Software Song as a ringtone (128k, no copyrights claimed.)
Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working once a week,
he might have lasted a long time and become a great star.
— Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth’s plan to change
from being a pitcher to an outfielder.
Cerf/Navasky, “The Experts Speak”