Wed, 11 Jun 2003

Satan Grabs His Parka

Rivers flow uphill, and watch out for flying pigs! Quark Xpress 6 is available to order for OS X.

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I gave my love an Apple, that had no core;
I gave my love a building, that had no floor;
I wrote my love a program, that had no end;
I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin’.

How can there be an Apple, that has no core?
How can there be a building, that has no floor?
How can there be a program, that has no end?
How can there be an upgrade, with no cryin’?

An Apple’s MOS memory don’t use no core!
A building that’s perfect, it has no flaw!
A program with GOTOs, it has no end!
I lied about the upgrade, with no cryin’!