...reasons why everyone who works with this stuff eventually ends up bald.
Unfortunately, the old escape/unescape two-step goes haywire when you view the post's title from the sidebar on another page of his weblog:
When viewed in an aggregator, an entirely different bit of the title goes awry:
I think I'm going to take up gardening, or ASCII flat files.
Q: How many gradual (sorry, that’s supposed to be “graduate”) students
does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: “I’m afraid we don’t know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my
advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer’s money, and I’m sure he
can tell me how to do the shit work for him so he can take the
credit for answering this incredibly vital question.”