“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”
Syndication politics are every bit as twisted as any soap opera you’ll see on daytime television. Only without the sex. And with a bunch of bearded fat guys in place of the pretty models.
“Contrariwise,” continued Tweedledee, “if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic!”
— Lewis Carroll, “Through the Looking Glass”