Sat, 18 Feb 2006

John Lydon Said It Best

“Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?”

“The RSS Advisory Board, when it existed, performed a support function.” (link)

Syndication politics are every bit as twisted as any soap opera you’ll see on daytime television. Only without the sex. And with a bunch of bearded fat guys in place of the pretty models.

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Why not have an old-fashioned Christmas for your family this year? Just
picture the scene in your living room on Christmas morning as your children
open their old-fashioned presents.

Your 11-year-old son: “What the heck is this?”

You: “A spinning top! You spin it around, and then eventually it falls
down. What fun! Ha, ha!”

Son: “Is this a joke? Jason Thompson’s parents got him a computer with
two disk drives and 128 kilobytes of random-access memory, and I get this
cretin TOP?”

Your 8-year-old daughter: “You think that’s bad? Look at this.”

You: “It’s figgy pudding! What a treat!”

Daughter: “It looks like goat barf.”
— Dave Barry, “Simple, Homespun Gifts”