With everyone locked inside, the local wildlife has the run of the neighborhood.
This guy planted himself next to the dwarf maple in the middle of our front yard and dared me to do something about it.
“I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any
questions , I said yes, just one, if you’re in a car traveling at the
speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?
He said he couldn’t answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn’t work
for him then.
— Steven Wright