Well, I don’t know where they come from but they sure do come,
I hope they comin’ for me!
And I don’t know how they do it but they sure do it good,
I hope they doin’ it for free!
They give me cat scratch fever… cat scratch fever!
First time that I got it I was just ten years old,
Got it from the kitty next door…
I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure,
I think I got it some more!
Got a bad scratch fever…
— Ted Nugent, “Cat Scratch Fever”