We had a nice spiral sliced ham yesterday. Today we gave the hambone to our dog, Heidi, as one of her Christmas presents. We've jokingly begun referring to it as "the Precious", owing to her rather possessive posture...
The street preacher looked so baffled
When I asked him why he dressed
With forty pounds of headlines
Stapled to his chest.
But he cursed me when I proved to him
I said, “Not even you can hide.
You see, you’re just like me.
I hope you’re satisfied.”
— Bob Dylan