We had a nice spiral sliced ham yesterday. Today we gave the hambone to our dog, Heidi, as one of her Christmas presents. We've jokingly begun referring to it as "the Precious", owing to her rather possessive posture...
If I had done everything I’m credited with, I’d be speaking to you from
a laboratory jar at Harvard.
— Frank Sinatra
AS USUAL, YOUR INFORMATION STINKS.
— Frank Sinatra, telegram to “Time” magazine