Thu, 17 Apr 2003

I Wonder What Natalie Portman Would Do To Them?

Memo to myself:
Feeding puppies warm grits is an extremely simple way to render them unconscious. The little guys ate their fill, then promptly fell asleep where they were standing. This is pretty much the only peace I've had all day (smile). Pictures coming if I can unbreak my camera. There are three boys left, the two little girls found homes a little over a week ago.

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The Magic Word:
The two elements in water are hydrogen and ______




Column 1 Column 2 Column 3

0. integrated 0. management 0. options
1. total 1. organizational 1. flexibility
2. systematized 2. monitored 2. capability
3. parallel 3. reciprocal 3. mobility
4. functional 4. digital 4. programming
5. responsive 5. logistical 5. concept
6. optional 6. transitional 6. time-phase
7. synchronized 7. incremental 7. projection
8. compatible 8. third-generation 8. hardware
9. balanced 9. policy 9. contingency

The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number, then select
the corresponding buzzword from each column. For instance, number 257 produces
“systematized logistical projection,” a phrase that can be dropped into
virtually any report with that ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority. “No
one will have the remotest idea of what you’re talking about,” says Broughton,
“but the important thing is that they’re not about to admit it.”
— Philip Broughton, “How to Win at Wordsmanship”