Thu, 26 Jul 2012

Bailey Says Good Morning

Also, he wants to eat your shoe.

Yak shaving detail for nerds.

Yes, I'm playing around with the HTML 5 video element. I decided I really hate the YouTube and Vimeo embeds, and it's not like I serve a bunch of pageviews here, so I'm locally hosting them. I'm re-encoding the videos in various formats because Apple, Google, and Mozilla are a bunch of crybabies (and patents suck) and punted on standardizing on the sensible choice (guess) for video format.

If you're stuck on Windows XP (IE8 or older) and your IT org won't let you install a real browser these posts just aren't going to work out for you. Sorry, the world has moved on, and I'm not going into contortions/fallbacks for archaic browsers.

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The Magic Word:
Which planet is closest to the sun? (hint -- it's Mercury...)

Now, you might ask, “How do I get one of those complete home tool
sets for under $4?” An excellent question.
Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell
plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they
have a food section specializing in cardboard cartons full of Raisinets and
malted milk balls manufactured during the Nixon administration. In either
the hardware or housewares department, you’ll find an item imported from an
obscure Oriental country and described as “Nine Tools in One”, consisting of
a little handle with interchangeable ends representing inscrutable Oriental
notions of tools that Americans might use around the home. Buy it.
This is the kind of tool set professionals use. Not only is it
inexpensive, but it also has a great safety feature not found in the
so-called quality tools sets: The handle will actually break right off if
you accidentally hit yourself or anything else, or expose it to direct
— Dave Barry, “The Taming of the Screw”