I'm sitting on my screened front porch as a cool breeze blows through, listening to a baseball game on the radio, while my dog sits next to me, staring out at the cars and people as they pass by. I'm munching popcorn, she has a well-chewed sock.
“Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word
except in major motion pictures.”
— Dave Barry, “$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!”