One of the best things about having a very little kid as an older parent is getting to re-experience all the most fun parts of childhood: getting a new toy, visiting Santa and the Easter Bunny, etc.
The little guy will be coming home from nursery school to see this one, and I can’t wait.
idiot box, n.:
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the
stamp when they can’t quite figure it out for themselves.
— Rich Hall, “Sniglets”