Congratulations to my niece, Meaghan Johnson. Her high school track team finshed second overall in the Ohio Division III (Girls) state track championships, and her relay squad won the 4x200 relays. Though only a freshman, Meaghan competed on the varsity squad this year.
The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes
the worst cigars.
— H. L. Mencken