We really liked the way Jake’s birthday cake (from a little over 2 weeks ago) turned out.
To a New Yorker, all Californians are blond, even the blacks. There are,
in fact, whole neighborhoods that are zoned only for blond people. The
only way to tell the difference between California and Sweden is that the
Swedes speak better English.”
— From “East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts