Sun, 24 May 2015

Jacob Helps Out At The Flower Stand

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The Magic Word:
Which planet is closest to the sun? (hint -- it's Mercury...)




Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.