Woke last night to the sensation of something scurrying across my abdomen. Swatted instinctively, felt a handful of… something. Carried it into the bathroom, hit the light, and found a dead centipede in my hand.
We don’t claim Interactive EasyFlow is good for anything — if you
think it is, great, but it’s up to you to decide. If Interactive EasyFlow
doesn’t work: tough. If you lose a million because Interactive EasyFlow
messes up, it’s you that’s out the million, not us. If you don’t like this
disclaimer: tough. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided
by law, up to and including nothing.
This is basically the same disclaimer that comes with all software
packages, but ours is in plain English and theirs is in legalese.
We didn’t really want to include any disclaimer at all, but our
lawyers insisted. We tried to ignore them but they threatened us with the
attack shark at which point we relented.
— Haven Tree Software Limited, “Interactive EasyFlow”