Tuesday, December 23, 2003


Exercising Another Sadly Underused Tag


Now with extra semantic seasoning!!!

I ❤ My Spool

Such crystalline, concentrated bile. Does a body good around the holidays.

Yeah, that’s about right.

“For those to whom this is all Greek, Atom is a new form of AI technology that visits all websites simultaneously, looking for anyone badmouthing you or those batting for your team; it responds by firing back custom-made insults and denunciations including but not limited to accusations of hypocrisy and pot-kettle-black.” [source]

Yes, I’d Prefer The “No Slapping Yourself With A Sea Bass” Section

“The problem with smoking is not that it kills but that it doesn’t kill fast enough.” [source]

The Healthiest Corpse In The Graveyard

“I did some rough “back of the envelope” calculations and determined that if I were to eat my daily sandwich on a “carb-counting” bagel instead of a regular bagel, and otherwise did not change my daily food consumption in any way, after three months I would lose one pound and kill myself.” [source]


:: Dave Walker 06:24 (EST/EDT) [+] ::

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