Mark Pilgrim is getting married today.
Another stupid Internet Explorer trick... This webpage actually opens your CD-ROM drive without prompting, using VBScript to access the Windows Media Player API.
Why has iSync got its fingers in Safari's bookmarks? Don't see any evidence of them on my iDisk, iPod, or in iCal. Theories?...
lookie here: http://www.thinksecret.com/news/isync11.html
I'll bring the beer, marshmallows, and hot dogs. You bring your topless, drunken wife.
via Erosblog (nsfw)
it took me forever to learn how to make them. all the cookbooks seemed to have instructions like "allow the egg mixture to fluff and turn rapidly will adding the ingredients in an aesthetic manner" and mentioned that omelets are a bit difficult to make. all i managed to make were scrambled eggs of hot death. oh, they tasted ok, but they weren't omelets. [ambiguous]
"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services. [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]
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The distinction between Jewish and goyish can be quite subtle, as the
following quote from Lenny Bruce illustrates:
“I’m Jewish. Count Basie’s Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish.
Eddie Cantor’s goyish. The B’nai Brith is goyish. The Hadassah is
Jewish. Marine Corps — heavy goyish, dangerous.
“Kool-Aid is goyish. All Drake’s Cakes are goyish.
Pumpernickel is Jewish and, as you know, white bread is very goyish.
Instant potatoes — goyish. Black cherry soda’s very Jewish.
Macaroons are ____very Jewish. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime Jell-O is
goyish. Lime soda is ____very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that
Jews won’t go near them …”
— Arthur Naiman, “Every Goy’s Guide to Yiddish”