Sat, 19 May 2007

Lucky Rabbits

Heh, I love this ad (we have pet rabbits.)

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Now, you might ask, “How do I get one of those complete home tool
sets for under $4?” An excellent question.
Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell
plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they
have a food section specializing in cardboard cartons full of Raisinets and
malted milk balls manufactured during the Nixon administration. In either
the hardware or housewares department, you’ll find an item imported from an
obscure Oriental country and described as “Nine Tools in One”, consisting of
a little handle with interchangeable ends representing inscrutable Oriental
notions of tools that Americans might use around the home. Buy it.
This is the kind of tool set professionals use. Not only is it
inexpensive, but it also has a great safety feature not found in the
so-called quality tools sets: The handle will actually break right off if
you accidentally hit yourself or anything else, or expose it to direct
sunlight.
— Dave Barry, “The Taming of the Screw”