"A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, dig me?"
Observed approximately 7AM, at the intersection of Grand River and Washington Blvd., Detroit, MI, USA:
A man, roughly 325+ pounds (147 kilograms), wearing much gold jewelry, clad in a yellow-orange track suit, eating Cheetos and drinking Faygo orange soda.
I had no camera.
Showing up is 80% of life.
— Woody Allen