Thu, 16 Oct 2003

Harmonies of Texture and Color

"A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, dig me?"

-Captain Beefheart

Observed approximately 7AM, at the intersection of Grand River and Washington Blvd., Detroit, MI, USA:

A man, roughly 325+ pounds (147 kilograms), wearing much gold jewelry, clad in a yellow-orange track suit, eating Cheetos and drinking Faygo orange soda.

I had no camera.

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