“A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, dig me?”
-Captain Beefheart
Observed approximately 7AM, at the intersection of Grand River and Washington Blvd., Detroit, MI, USA:
A man, roughly 325+ pounds (147 kilograms), wearing much gold jewelry, clad in a yellow-orange track suit, eating Cheetos and drinking Faygo orange soda.
I had no camera.
:: Dave Walker 08:18 (EST/EDT) [+]
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