"A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, dig me?"
Observed approximately 7AM, at the intersection of Grand River and Washington Blvd., Detroit, MI, USA:
A man, roughly 325+ pounds (147 kilograms), wearing much gold jewelry, clad in a yellow-orange track suit, eating Cheetos and drinking Faygo orange soda.
I had no camera.
Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board.
Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls.