Wed, 08 Jan 2003

"But do I want to keep my subscription so that psycho paper girl can make a stop at my house every morning around 5 am, in the dark, while everyone is asleep? I think not."

Blogneighbor Team Monkey reports this harrowing tale.

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Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air,
High hats and Arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars,
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time…
If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to,
Why don’t you go where fashion sits,

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper,
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper, (super dooper)
Come, let’s mix where Rockefeller’s walk with sticks,
Or umberellas, in their mitts,
Puttin’ on the Ritz.

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to,
Why don’t you go where fashion sits,
Puttin’ on the Ritz.
Puttin’ on the Ritz.
Puttin’ on the Ritz.
Puttin’ on the Ritz.