Wed, 08 Jan 2003

"But do I want to keep my subscription so that psycho paper girl can make a stop at my house every morning around 5 am, in the dark, while everyone is asleep? I think not."

Blogneighbor Team Monkey reports this harrowing tale.

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The Magic Word:
Which planet is closest to the sun? (hint -- it's Mercury...)

Colvard’s Logical Premises:
All probabilities are 50%.
Either a thing will happen or it won’t.

Colvard’s Unconscionable Commentary:
This is especially true when dealing with someone you’re attracted to.

Grelb’s Commentary:
Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.