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Thanks Pietro:

Rumsfeld Fighting Technique.

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This is completely surreal. Thanks to Dan Sicko for the pointer.

nb: this President has only held 11 press conferences in three years in office.

I have never been more convinced of the absolute necessity of voting in presidential elections.

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“A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, dig me?”

-Captain Beefheart

Observed approximately 7AM, at the intersection of Grand River and Washington Blvd., Detroit, MI, USA:

A man, roughly 325+ pounds (147 kilograms), wearing much gold jewelry, clad in a yellow-orange track suit, eating Cheetos and drinking Faygo orange soda.

I had no camera.

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Hey guy, decaf next time.

I bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you
Don’t you?

Ease up, you’re going to strain a muscle or something.

I’d still like to know who took it upon themselves to “excerpt” that silly little entry, with important context links (namely, this one) stripped, when I made a point not to send a ping. I always thought those silly licenses people attach to their weblogs were bogus and unnecessary, but if people are going to be dumbasses I can see the reasons, at least from a CYA point-of-view.

edit: Why operating a keyboard after a night of drinking is usually a bad idea. If you’ve got anything to say about this, post it as a comment here, and leave poor Sam and his readers out of it.

edit: apparently it’s an automated referrer-chasing script. That restores my faith in humanity a bit — it’s good to know that no live human was involved in that appalling bit of context-free quoting. Excuse the “license” bit above as the rantings of someone operating under the influence of too little sleep and too much JT.

JT — no hard feelings. Peace.

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“This is the way, step inside”

Okay, so Dave Winer ranted, and Mark Pilgrim parodied it, and then Dave Winer, um, exploded, spewing Manila-fragments all over poor Sam Ruby’s weblog.

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Heh. This is pretty good.

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Blake Ross is back.

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In addition to film fans with taste and the Gambino crime syndicate, Seagal can now add “German Mafia and other nefarious underworld figures.”

A-yup.

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Blogneighbor Team Monkey reports this harrowing tale.

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