Tue, 23 Sep 2003

I'm Sure I'm Not Alone On This One

Whenever I'm browsing on a Wiki, "Jam On It" by Newcleus starts going through my head.

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The two elements in water are hydrogen and ______




Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth’s
supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century. As man
struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help. Please…

CONSERVE GRAVITY

Follow these simple suggestions:

(1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like curling.
(4) Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
(5) Don’t hang all your clothes in the closet … Keep them in one big pile.
(6) Stop flipping pancakes