(Taiwanese spam I received earlier... As an experiment in alternate character sets and because I thought it would be fun, I ran it through Systran's "Simplified Chinese to English" translator. Conclusion: spam just doesn't translate...)
Late at night 1?
Lies down on bed I not? Thinking...? The law goes to sleep
? Center? Is the parents? Weary? Body? ...
I do not rest.. Does not rest.......
Once? .. I? The next seaport wants? He? ? Good day
But meager wage? ? Law? I fulfill receive?
? ? Month ago.. I meet? To a piece of disc...
Short 40? Minute? .. I saw the hope
I gradually in? Place? Family diligently
But my receiving? ? ? ?
If you also thought? Family member? Good life
? Stays behind? Material, I? ? The piece disc sends? You
I guarantee? So long as you have understood, certain? ? You? ? Bright? Life
Name surname? Year? In family? ? Ok? ? ? ? Sends the address? ? ? ? ? Mails
The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking lot standards,
specifies the grade of wheelchair access ramps in terms of centimeters of
rise per foot of run. A compromise, I imagine…