Thu, 18 Nov 2004

Today's Best Spammer Name Ever Nominee

Returnee H. Aerodynamics, found in the festering spamheap that is the account attached to my DNS registration. If I concentrate hard enough, I can even picture ol' Returnee, dressed in a natty seersucker suit, ten-gallon hat, with a finely crafted snakeskin boot planted firmly upon a old hickory stump, He's got a huge handlebar moustache and owns about 30 acres of land and his own farm equipment dealership.

addendum: other nominees from the same batch of spam: Sculpt V. Steeplejacks and Magnesium G. Unsold.

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