Sat, 08 Mar 2003

$2 at Taco Bell

Security Guard:
"Yeah, Mike, what's up?"
Manager:
"This guy is trying to give me some [pause] funny money."
Guard:
"Really? What?"
Manager:
"Get this, a two dollar bill."
Guard:
"Why would a guy fake a $2 bill?" [incredulous]
Manager:
"I don't know? He's kinda weird. Says the only other thing he has is a fifty."
Guard:
"So, the fifty's fake?"
Manager:
"No, the $2 is."
Guard:
"Why would he fake a $2 bill?"
Manager:
"I don't know. Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"
Guard:
"Yeah..."
[via Electric Escape]

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Yes me, I got a bottle in front of me.
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.
But I’d rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than to have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk but at least I’m not insane.
— Randy Ansley M.D. (Dr. Rock)