Saturday, March 08, 2003


$2 at Taco Bell


Security Guard:
“Yeah, Mike, what’s up?”
Manager:
“This guy is trying to give me some [pause] funny money.”
Guard:
“Really? What?”
Manager:
“Get this, a two dollar bill.”
Guard:
“Why would a guy fake a $2 bill?” [incredulous]
Manager:
“I don’t know? He’s kinda weird. Says the only other thing he has is a fifty.”
Guard:
“So, the fifty’s fake?”
Manager:
“No, the $2 is.”
Guard:
“Why would he fake a $2 bill?”
Manager:
“I don’t know. Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?”
Guard:
“Yeah…”
[via Electric Escape]


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It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer"; because, in any decent house, a brat that starts asking questions is promptly packed off to bed. -- Arthur Binstead