Fri, 31 Jan 2003

U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections

"Wonka exerts a powerful psychological grip over the world's children," said Arthur Slugworth, president of Slugworth Confections. "They are devoted to him with a loyalty that borders on the fanatical, eagerly lapping up Scrumdiddlyumptious Bars by the millions at his command. But when we found evidence that Wonka was developing so-called 'everlasting gobstopper' technology--'the mother of all gobstoppers'--we knew it was time to act."

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