Tuesday, February 11, 2003


Pardon me, I’m here to inspect your pants for weapons


Sidesplittingly funny pickup lines for the next war. Not safe for work (or delicate constitutions.)


:: Dave Walker 09:32 (EST/EDT) [+]

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