Sun, 02 Nov 2003

Does My Members Only Jacket Have Enough Zippers?

Gawd, I watched too much MTV.

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The Magic Word:
Which planet is closest to the sun? (hint -- it's Mercury...)

Recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
(1) Take the juice from one bottle of Ol’ Janx Spirit
(2) Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of
Santraginus V (Oh, those Santraginean fish!)
(3) Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the
mixture (properly iced or the benzine is lost.)
(4) Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
(5) Over the back of a silver spoon, float a measure of
Qualactin Hypermint extract.
(6) Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve.
(7) Sprinkle Zamphuor.
(8) Add an olive.
(9) Drink… but… very carefully…