I found this one on a CDROM I found at a dollar store. They didn’t own the copyright either… Anyway, resizing it converting it to modern codecs reduced the filesize by over 90%, so here it is.
> (It’s sorta like sed, but not. It’s sorta like awk, but not. etc.)
Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.
— Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.email@example.com>