(that should really be Querétaro, above, but I really don’t have the energy to fight the encoding and escaping war across the internet today…)
I spent 4 days working in Querétaro, Mexico last week. It’s a fascinating place. I get the impression it’s a bit of a boomtown. There are all sorts of global corporations that have significant operations there. It has the benefit of being centrally located, but far enough outside the enormous Mexico City to avoid the issues of overcrowding and traffic there.
This was
my very first visit to Mexico and I’d hoped to take a lot of
pictures, but it wasn’t to be, primarily for logistical reasons.
Usually when I visit a city for the first time on business I try to
arrive a day early so I can actually see some of the city beyond my
hotel room and the office park, but I had to book this flight very
late and the only flight in was a day later. The workday there is
about 10-11 hours, partially to accomodate for the extended lunch
most office workers take. As a result, our workday started around
8AM and we usually didn’t finish up until ~ 6:30 or 7PM, and sunset
was about 7:30PM. I only shot pictures over a 90 minute stretch one
early evening.
A
couple of my hosts took me out to a nice seafood lunch at a place
called Los
Delfines (The Dolphins). On the way back, they gave me a quick
ride through the old streets of downtown. The city is hundreds of
years old, so the street layout has all these cool, super narrow
roads with buildings that come right up to the (also narrow)
sidewalks. They told me that downtown Querétaro was very safe at
night, so I resolved to come back and walk around after my workday
was finished.
As soon as I finished up work on Thursday, I went to my
room and quickly retrieved my camera. I decided to stick with the
kit lens, which was a pretty good decision in retrospect — it gave
me coverage from 18-55mm IS, which was fine for all the street
scenes. I debated bringing my nifty
fifty, since it’s a much “faster” lens than the kit
lens, and I knew I’d have very limited light, but I also knew I’d
miss having the wide-angle coverage of the 18-55. I really didn’t
want to bring multiple lenses as, for street shooting, doing lens
changes is awkward and even a little dangerous.
Even on a Thursday, there were all sorts of things
going on as I walked through the various plazas and roads. There
were street vendors selling jewelry, dolls, clothing, food, and
artwork. I saw a preacher conducting a service with in the corner
of one plaza, while a couple of blocks away there were a bunch of
older folks ballroom dancing on another plaza while an audience of
folks watched.
It’s worh noting that, despite all the gringo fearmongering I’d heard from various people before making my trip, at no point did I feel less than 100% safe my whole time in Mexico. Despite all the breathless certainty that I would be kidnapped and beheaded by swine-flu-infected Uzi-toting gangsters, the people I met were friendly and helpful.
I felt like I was walking through a Mexican transposition of La Dolce Vita, which is a pretty good feeling to have.
Full set of photos on Flickr.
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I spent a few days in southern California (mostly in Orange County) a couple of weeks ago, and of course I took my camera. I was working at a site on the border of Irvine and Tustin, CA.
On my drive to the worksite every day, these two massive
structures looming out of the morning fog kept grabbing my
attention. I had no idea what they were, but they seemed wildly out
of place among the office parks, shopping malls, and subdivisions.
The day before I left, I finally remembered to ask my hosts about
them, and found out that they were World War
II-vintage airship hangars.
We finished up a little early that day so I went
walking around with my camera. It’s actually a very
serene place now, inhabited primarily by birds. There was a
friendly nesting pair of red-tailed
hawks who’d made one of the hangars their own private aerie.
I’m anthromorphosizing and calling them friendly because they put
on quite a show. I heard them long before I saw them — the
distinctive
“skee-eer” noise that a red-tailed hawk makes
(which you’ve doubtlessly heard in hundreds of movies) is an
attention getter (especially, I would imagine, if you’re a small
mammal.) Anyway, for nearly a half hour I watched them dart, dive, fly along the top edge of the hangar, and even occasionally fly directly over me (at
first to ascertain whether I was a threat, later just out of
curiosity, I think.)
The
following day I drove down to San Diego to visit another customer
site. After I finished up for the day I decided to take the
scenic route north to Orange County. It’s a very nice
drive, if you have the time. I stopped at Cardiff
State Beach after refueling the rental. It was a little chilly
and overcast, but that didn’t stop the surfers, who played
among the fairly dramatic swells off the coast. I can’t say I did very much frolicking (alas, I was wearing khakis and leather shoes) but I did take a few pictures.
One of my regrets is that I visit many interesting areas as part of my job, but I rarely have time to see anything beyond the inside of office parks and hotels. To the extent that I can, whenever I’m lucky enough to finish up early I like to get out and see things.
If you’ve installed Cooliris you can “quick-surf” all the photos embedded on this page, btw.
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We left Universal and Orlando and traveled about 100 miles east (as the toll roads fly) to my parents’ home in Spring Hill, FL. We spent a couple of days relaxing and being spoiled. Spring Hill (and it’s neighboring town, the county seat of Brooksville) are located about a dozen+ miles inland from the Gulf of Mexico.
It’s an interesting time to visit
the non-tourist areas of Florida. As I’m sure most already know,
Florida is the retirement capital of the eastern United States. As
a result, one of the largest industries is the construction and
sale of retirement homes. When the housing and credit markets
collapsed, these developers were hit hard. Financing for new
developments evaporated mid-stream. As a result, there are
subdivisions in various states of (un)completion all around the
county. I rode around with my Dad as he pointed out several
developments around town where new streets had been paved, lots
marked and surveyed, street lights installed, water and sewer pipe
run, all for homes that may never be built.
It’s spooky to drive through a
“neighborhood” of intersecting roads, full of dozens of numbered
lots, complete with fancy street lights, and then come across maybe
one or two occupied homes. Many of these places are starting to
revert
back to the wild.
Mom and Dad took us over to the Gulf to watch the sunset our second evening there. We went to a small beach and a boat dock and I took some very touristy photos and lost a lens cap. We had a quiet dinner at a small local Thai restaurant.
We mostly just took it easy in Spring Hill. The manic, stressful part of vacationing was fully covered in Orlando. As I told Tammie, sometimes it’s nice just to sit on the couch next to my Dad while he snores in front of the TV. I miss that sometimes. :)
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Of the two Universal parks, Islands of Adventure is the one more oriented towards thrill rides. As with many (most?) large parks, the park is divided into multiple themed sections, in this case they’re known as “Islands.”
Universal has something called Universal
Express. The simplest explanation is that, for an added fee, riders
can skip over long lines. This is a major benefit on the most
popular rides (e.g. Simpsons, Hulk, Mummy). In practice, it means
that you can often ride after waiting 2-5 minutes while people
waiting in the normal lines are waiting for 30-60 minutes. One of
the prime benefits of staying onsite at the resort is that our
hotel room key served as a Universal Express pass, or, as we came
to call it, the Pimp Pass.
The area just beyond the gates is The Port of Entry,
with theming meant to suggest maybe Morocco in the 1930’s. It
really seems like something right out of an Indiana Jones movie.
You walk down a broad street of shops and restaurant’s that leads
up to an intersection that you can follow left to Marvel Super Hero
Island. There are lots of Marvel-themed buildings and characters
walking around here. As you would expect, you can pose with the
various characters, get autograph booklets signed, and, of course,
buy lots of licensed merch. If you stick around long enough, you’ll
witness a crime alert and you’ll get to see all the Fantastic Four
rush off on ATVs. :)
There are a number of big-ticket rides here,
starting with a well-done Spider-Man dark ride, Dr. Doom’s
Fearfall, which is a 200+ foot tower drop, and the centerpiece, the
Incredible Hulk coaster. I consider myself a bit of a coaster
connoisseur, but I have to say I admired the Hulk coaster more than
I enjoyed it. To be honest, it’s a pretty harsh ride. There seems
to be a lot more head and neck movement than I’m used to on most
coasters. Whether this is due to the amount of G’s the riders are
subjected to or suboptimal seat design I couldn’t tell you. That
said, I of course rode the thing 5 times. Sigh.
Continuing on counterclockwise to the next Island,
you reach Toon Lagoon. This area features some pretty great graphic
design in the theming of the various attractions and buildings. We
were lucky enough to be greeted by some unbelievably blue skies as
we entered this Island (the skies finally cleared after a day and a
half of haze.) As beautifully blue as the skies are in these
pictures, they were even prettier in person.
The primary rides in this area were water rides,
which means we skipped them our first couple of days at the resorts
(temps were in the low-mid 60s) Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls and
Popeye and Bluto’s Bilge-Rat Barges were, very, very wet. Let’s
just leave it at “walking around in wet denim for hours”…
Next up was the Jurassic Park Island.
There are two primary rides here, a Jurassic Park river ride, which
is a water ride complete with animatronic dinosaurs, and the
Pterandon Flyers. The Pterandon Flyers consists of a fairly
tranquil suspended coaster that has an unfortunate flaw. Whereas
most of the coasters at the two parks are capable of moving 16-32
riders per train, the Pterandon Flyers only moves 2 people at a
time, and, at least the day we rode it, they seemed to be keeping
about 45-60 seconds between cars. Ouch. Our only substantial wait
for a ride at either park happened on this ride (the Pimp Pass
wasn’t honored here, either.)
Between the Jurassic Park Island
and the Lost Continent Island there’s a bit of a transformation
taking place. The Dueling Dragons ride (a racing coaster) is in the
far corner of the park, but there’s all sorts of new construction
around it. A new Harry Potter Island is
scheduled to open there next year. It’s pretty obvious that the
Dueling Dragons ride will be part of the Harry Potter Island once
it’s completed.
Anyhow, the coaster’s pretty
cool, and it’ll be even better once the theming is completely
integrated into the new Island.
The primary attraction on the Lost Continent island was Poseidon’s Temple, which basically consists of a really impressive building constructed around an interactive show. There was a pretty funny and embarassing anecdote involving lemmings and emergency exits here that I think I’ll leave for another day.
The last of the Islands is Seuss
Landing, which is thoroughly impressive graphically. It really did
feel like a Dr. Seuss book brought to life, with wonderfully curvy
skewed buildings, brighter than bright colors in a riot of whimsy.
As you’d probably expect, this attractions in this area are
primarily kid-oriented, but there is plenty to enjoy here for any
adult who grew up reading these classics.
In all, we spent 4+ full days exploring the parks so we really did see pretty-much everything. Though you trade off a bit as far as weather, I would stll recommend mid-December as one of the best times for adults to visit the Florida parks. You can usually find nice discounts and the crowds are far smaller than during peak season (which means you get to see and ride a lot more.) There’s probably lots more I could talk about (the cool fingerprint-locker system, the exhorbitantly-priced food, comparisons with Disney), but I’ve probably rambled enough. Next up: a visit to “real Florida” when we spend a few days at my parents’ home.
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I mentioned earlier that we visited Florida for our annual vacation. For the first segment, we visited a resort complex in Orlando. The Universal Orlando resort consists of two theme parks, a complex of shops, bars, and restaurants, and a collection of hotels. We got a package deal that bundled lodging, admission to the theme parks, and a variety of entertainment coupons.
We stayed in
Loews Royal Pacific, a huge Polynesian-themed hotel
located in the Universal complex. On our 2006 trip to Disney, we
stayed offsite, so we wanted to try the on-campus experience with
Universal. We had a very nice room with nice amenities. No free
internets, though, so I stayed offline except for my phone. And
parking was $15 per night, which was pretty obnoxious. Something we
noticed on our Disney trip and which definitely held true at
Universal was that the resorts represent a completely closed
economy where everything costs 150% of what it would cost pretty
much anywhere else. The hotel had a number of themed restaurants
onsite, though we basically ate all of our meals outside to stretch
our vacation dollars.
That said, staying onsite had a number of
advantages. We could hop a shuttle bus or (more entertainingly) a
water taxi between the parks and the hotel at any time. The entire
complex was arranged around a natural lagoon, complete with scenic
walkways and bridges. There were beached seaplanes everywhere, too.
;)
We arrived very late on Tuesday night, thanks to flight delays, and awoke the next morning to a steady downpour. We went out and grabbed breakfast, then headed over to the park in the early afternoon. Luckily, the rain stopped just as we got there.
Universal has two parks at the resort,
Universal Studios Florida and
Islands of Adventure. Universal Studios is, as you would
probably imagine by the name, strongly themed with movies and
television-flavored attractions. For example, there is a partial
recreation of the town of Amity as seen in Jaws, the centerpiece of
which is boat tour with a large and toothy uninvited guest. There
are themed rides and shows for Terminator 2, Shrek, Twister, E.T.,
Men In Black, and many more.
The rides we were most impressed
by at Universal Studios were the two newest: the Simpsons ride and
the Revenge of the Mummy. The Simpsons ride was a tour-de-force
virtual coaster. The passenger car only moves a few meters in any
direction, but thanks to perfectly synchronized IMAX scale sperical
projection, six degrees of freedom in the passenger compartment,
and elaborate tactile effects (moisture, wind, surround sound,
etc.) the experience was completely enveloping. The wait in line
was part of the experience — the whole ride area was completely
themed, all the way to having an onsite Kwik-E-Mart.
The
Revenge of the Mummy is a completely enclosed indoor roller
coaster. Riding this for the first time was especially fun, as I
knew nothing about the ride at all, and thought it was a
conventional dark
ride, as many of the attractions at the Florida parks are.
Indeed, the ride begins at the stately pace of a dark ride, but
there’s a point where you go through a door and WHOOSH! One
impressive thing we noticed after leaving the ride was that much of
the bulk of the coaster is camoflaged behind the external building
facades down the block from the ride, so you really have no idea of
the ride’s scale from outside.
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We flew down to Orlando, Florida last week for our semiregular escape from the Frozen North. My parents live near the Gulf Coast so the usual plan is to go down, spend a few days at one of the tourist traps and a few more at my parents’ home. We visited the Disney parks in 2006, so this time we headed to the Universal Orlando resorts.
I’ve been shooting with point and shoot digital
cameras for about 9 years now, starting with a sub-2 megapixel Agfa
CL30 with a fixed lens through progressively more capable models
with larger sensors, zooms, and ever more advanced program shooting
modes. Small digital cameras have gotten very good over
the last decade. Though I like to think I’m pretty adept at
getting decent results out of the small cameras I’ve owned,
the fact remains that point and shoot cameras have some serious
limitations that become maddeningly apparent after you’ve
spent some in-depth time with them. They usually trade of lens and
sensor size for a smaller physical form-factor. They tend to be
slower overall — it can take several seconds recovery time
(while the camera writes the images to storage) before you can take
the next photo (an eternity when you’re trying to record the
actions of small children or animals.) I can’t count the
number of times I’ve missed shots because I was waiting for
my camera to cycle.
This year brought an early Christmas present: my first
SLR.
My new toy is a Canon EOS Rebel
XS. Despite Canon’s apparent affection for product naming
schemes that recall Apple’s in the Sculley/Schindler/Amelio
dark ages, they really make a quality product. In many ways, the
camera (at least in my week’s experience) is one of the most
powerful (in a “number of cool things I can accomplish with
it” sense) pieces of consumer gear I’ve ever owned. I
am continually astonished with the sorts of things I can accomplish
with it, even with minimal experience.
At the most basic level, I can now shoot
pictures-per-second instead of seconds-per-picture. I can capture
images in a range of lighting conditions and at distances far
beyond anything that would have been feasible before. I’ve
now got a big zoom lens so that I could shoot this tortoise at a
considerable distance without disturbing him.
There
are adjustments to make, too, of course. Physically, the camera
(with its accompanying accessories) is much larger than any camera
I’ve ever carried. One nice thing about pocket cameras is
that they’re, well, pocket cameras, so taking one along with
you is literally just a matter of grabbing it and going. Indeed,
I’ve taken a large number of shots with my iPhone just
because it’s always with me (that, and the
auto-geotagging…) Conversely, taking the SLR anywhere
mandates taking along a big camera bag. (I found
a very nice bag, though, at the local Meijer.) I’m taking
many more shots now (no, not really a bad thing), and the file
sizes are much larger, which made this round of Flickr uploads an
exercise in patience. :)
I’m sure there’s some sort of Murphy-style
law for photographers with multiple lenses that states that, at any
given moment, you will always have the wrong lens attached for the
type of picture you want to take. When this beautiful blue heron
landed on the boat dock 40 or so feet in front of us I, of course,
had the wide lens instead of the big zoom attached. I’m still
at the point where that means many painful lost seconds bumbling
around in the bag and fumbling with lens caps and sensor covers and
the like, all the while trying not to make a lot of noise and
fuss.
There’s also the fact that when you’re in an amusement park, you’re spending a lot of time on water rides and roller coasters where managing large and costly bits of electronic kit can occupy an inordinate amount of your attention. Thankfully Universal’s come up with a fairly elegant solution for that in convenience. In further posts I’ll talk a bit more about our experiences in Orlando, the resort, and Spring Hill/Brooksville.
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Spent a few days with mom and dad, then paid fealty to the Great Rodent. There are photos here.
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Heh, when it gets dark it gets even colder (of course.) That wispy fog you see in the photo would be the fine mist of ice crystals that coats everything. Temps have been hovering around -25°F for most of the day.
When it gets that cold, things get weird. The extension cord I
use to plug in the car (heh) gets super stiff, and the plug
attachment becomes insanely hard to detach. The air is
extremely dry, and you’re wearing lots of layers of
clothing which are constantly rubbing against each other so
you’re generating tons of static electricity, so you’re
constantly getting these little shocks when you touch stuff.
I’m just waiting to fry a gadget. Batteries don’t work
very well, so phones and cameras and things are pretty unhappy,
too.
I’m still trying to get my nerve up to drive out of town at night so I can see the Aurora. I’m a wuss, though — worried about having an auto breakdown out in the middle of nowhere.
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Well, at least, that’s what folks in ridiculously
hot climates like to say when they’re asked about how they
can stand living in places like Phoenix and Dallas in the summer. I
think I’ve discovered the cold weather equivalent in
Fairbanks, Alaska. The temperature was a balmy -15°F
when I arrived, and it’s been in that zone for pretty much my
entire time here so far. I’ll admit I haven’t spent a
heck of a lot of time outside, but it really doesn’t feel as
cold as I’ve felt during the worst winters I’ve been
through in Detroit — there’s almost no wind, which
makes all the difference.
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Right on schedule (about 4:40 PM Tokyo time) we landed at Narita, which posessed the weird placelessness common to all airports. I knew I was in a foreign country because the announcements over the public address system were in Japanese first, then English, but otherwise, basically, an airport’s an airport. I went through the passport check and customs inspection uneventfully, though it did slightly bum me out that, out of the 10 or so inspectors checking passports, I got the scary guy wearing one of those SARS-masks (the only one of the inspectors wearing one.) That shit freaks me out — the only Americans wearing things like that are Michael Jackson. The passport / customs pricess went very smoothly, considering how many people (several hundred) were going through at the time I was there.
I
picked up my suitcase and headed into the ground transportation
area at Narita and had my first encounter with several thousand
people heading in dozens of directions, all very much more sure of
where they were headed than I was. This was to be one of the themes
of my trip. At my third bus counter, I found the correct bus line
and got my ticket for Omiya Station. I walked out into the
beautiful clear evening and got my first taste of Japan. It’s
warmer here than in Detroit — high temperatures have been
hovering around 75F / 24C most days. Japan doesn’t do
Daylight Savings Time, so it gets dark around 6PM.
My bus arrived at precisely the scheduled time, which is how things work here. The bus ride was a fairly long one, nearly 90 minutes. We must have travelled on 4 ot 5 different highways on the way to Omiya. It seems that all the freeway signs had Roman place names as well as Kanji, but I still imagine it would be terrifying to try to drive somewhere as a non-Japanese speaker.
I arrived at Omiya station shortly before 8PM. A couple of Americans working for a local company who were in town for a few weeks saw me and waved enthusiastically. It turns out that they thought that I was another gentleman coming to work with them from the US. They were very helpful, and, I could tell, quite homesick (they’d been in Omiya 3 weeks, with another week to go.) They got me pointed towards my hotel, and even walked me part of the way there.
I checked in at the counter and noticed a group of about a half dozen sumo wrestlers across the lobby. They were being fussed over by a couple of attendants — I don’t know whether they were their hosts or their management staff. Being a good tourist, I couldn’t resist the temptation to make this the very first picture I sent back to the folks at home.
An attendant took me upstairs and I dropped off my luggage. This was my first exposure to Japanese hotel rooms, which are very, very, very small. My room in Omiya was about 10 feet / 3 meters on a side, not counting the short entry hall and bathroom. It was dominated by the bed, with a very small desk (with a tiny LCD tv) and a small stool against the wall to the left. The ceiling was maybe 7 feet or so high. After a few minutes, the phone rang, and my compatriots from our Japanese office: Kokubo, Taka, and Mai let me know that they were downstairs. I knew them all from their previous visits to our corporate headquarters in Troy, MI.
We
went back towards Omiya station and out of the opposite gate and
into the other side of town, which is neatly bisected by the train
tracks. The general pattern in just about every area I’ve
visited in Japan is that there tends to be a large number of retail
and food establishments clustered near every train station. This
actually makes things convenient for visitors, as it’s
possible to get food and grab necessities from convenience stores
and such all without having to worry too much about
getting lost. I quickly figured out that I was never truly
“lost” as long as I kept straight in my head where the
train station was.
We headed off into one such retail quadrant in Omiya,
and my hosts had selected a traditional yakitori restaurant.
This was my first exposure to Japanese-style dining, where you
order many small plates which are then shared communally around the
table. The staff brings out a plate or two, which everyone takes a
bit from, then, as the meal progresses, you order more and more
small plates. The very first plate consisted of chicken sashimi, taken from the
wing, thigh, and breast. Okay, now, as an American, I have a
confession to make. We Yanks, in general, have a problem with
raw. Many of us, myself included, have gotten past this
and enjoy various seafood sushi and seafood sashimi. But chicken?
Chicken? Culturally, speaking as an African American, our tradition
is to regard chicken as a fairly “dirty” animal that
you, well, cook the shit out of. I might eat my beef
medium rare, but generally speaking, even the slightest bit of
blood is enough to totally turn me off a chicken dish. Chicken is
eaten well-done or not at all.
So here I had this frankly beautiful platter, perfectly balanced in color and texture with various garnishes, condiments, and accents, featuring several wafer-thin slices of, um, raw chicken. What did I do? I took a long pull on my Asahi, speared a likely looking piece with my fork (more on this later), dipped it in soy sauce and, accompamnied with a small bit of wasabi, placed it in my mouth, chewed a few times, and swallowed. I then took another long pull on my Asahi. Everything from there on was easy, though. We had a number of delicious vegetables, many of which I’d never even heard of before. Everything was strikingly fresh, crispy, aromatic, you name it.
We exited into the night air and my hosts walked me back to my hotel. I got back at about 10:30, and promptly fell into dreamless sleep. Not counting a couple of catnaps on the plane, I’d been awake, as far as my body knew, 26 hours. By the clock, I’d been up 38. Yep.
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