I can’t see how this is even legal. If this were happening with, say, stocks instead of concert tickets, someone would be getting indicted.
A man from AI walked across the mountains to SAIL to see the Master,
Knuth. When he arrived, the Master was nowhere to be found. “Where is the
wise one named Knuth?” he asked a passing student.
“Ah,” said the student, “you have not heard. He has gone on a
pilgrimage across the mountains to the temple of AI to seek out new
Hearing this, the man was Enlightened.