This entry will probably mean nothing to you unless you play World of Warcraft.
Our raid group (Alliance) was at the very end of an Alterac Valley battle, in the enemy keep, assaulting the Horde general (Drek’Thar). For whatever reason, we ended up in the keep without any warrior tanks.
So Arthur, my wonderful little Westfall boar, who I’ve had since level 10, ended up as main tank. Hilarity ensued.
We still won.
If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would
get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty
times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all
the managers would fly off.
It costs a lot to build bad products.
There are many highly successful businesses in the United States.
There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to
intermingle the two.
After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will
be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent
of every airplane’s weight.
The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost
and two-thirds of the problems.
— Norman Augustine