We’ve got a ton of them, and more every day. Better make some homemade spaghetti sauce or something.
G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: “Go on writing plays, my boy. One
of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his
secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?’ and when she says
`No,’ he will say, `Well, then we’ll have to start on the rubbish.’ And
that’s your chance, my boy.”