Made homemade cranberry sauce the other day, which is pretty labor intensive but worthwhile. Had a bunch of fresh cranberry juice left over, which we stored in the fridge. Managed to drop the container a few minutes ago, and it looks remarkably like we've murdered someone in the kitchen.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be
regarded as a criminal offence.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5