Thu, 28 May 2009

Glow-In-The-Dark Marmosets

Really, how could I resist linking to a story about luminescent marmosets?

Really?!?

Follow the link above for a bonus cute-baby-marmoset picture.

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Thu, 01 Feb 2007

Oh Teh Humanity, Live In Infamy, etc. etc. etc.

puh-leeze

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Sat, 12 Jul 2003

More Local News

This comes from River Rouge, our next-door-neighbor city.

RIVER ROUGE -- Four firefighters have been suspended without pay for allowing three women -- one who was partially naked -- into the firehouse to take pictures of themselves on top of a fire engine.

Says Fire Chief David Chirillo, "One of the women had revealed her naked breasts to the men before she was allowed into the building, yet she was still allowed in. This is quite disturbing." (ed.: for certain less common definitions of disturbing)

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Thu, 10 Jul 2003

Ecorse In The News

Detectives at the 6th Precinct in Detroit are working with police in Ecorse to find a man described as a transvestite con artist who's been stealing people's money in exchange for the false promise of a job, Local 4 reported. (link)

You can stay abreast of the fascinating goings-on in my tiny, funny little city by subscribing to this feed in your aggregator.

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Thu, 20 Mar 2003

Optimus Prime heading to the Middle East

Thanks to Mike Brown for pointing this out:

CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

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Wed, 12 Mar 2003

Cue Jan Hammer...

Why the hell would Don Johnson have $8 Billion (US) in his suitcase? Talk about weird... I have a feeling this will turn out to be every bit as strange as the DeLorean case back in the 80's.

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Tue, 08 Oct 2002

"Two Men Enter, One Man Leave!"

Official Suggests a U.S.-Iraq Duel. Fatality!

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Thu, 03 Oct 2002

Blue guy runs for Senate

Seriously, homeboy is blue.

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Wed, 28 Aug 2002

“Then they kept right on fishing.”

Here's another link via the loud-fans list. Eeee....

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