This gal is enormous, probably almost as big across as a nickel (not counting the legs.) There are always flies buzzing around the bush below this web, so I imagine she eats very well.
I hate flies more than spiders, who generally mind their own business, so I’m not going to bother her.
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television’s message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers
whiter teeth *___and* fresher breath.
— Dave Barry, “Kids Today: They Don’t Know Dum Diddly Do”