Shopping at this grody little computer store at the Galleria for a
totally awwwesome Apple. Fer suuure. I mean Apples are nice you know?
But, you know, there is this cute guy who works there and HE says that
VAX’s are cooler! I mean I don’t really know, you know? He says that he
has this totally tubular VAX at home and it’s stuffed with memory-to-the-max!
Right, yeah. And he wants to take me home to show it to me. Oh My God!
I’m suuure. Gag me with a Prime!