Thu, 23 Feb 2006

You... Will... Lose.

Hello dumb-as-dirt comment spammer. It’s been a while since we’ve talked. After I added CAPTCHAS, I guess you decided you didn’t like me much anymore. Recently I’ve noticed you cautiously edging your way back into my company, looking bashfully at your shoes as you post links about bestiality, incest, and various quasi-legal pharmaceuticals. Here’s the thing, though — you have to manually post your comments with a web browser, and I have a UNIX filesystem-based blogging backend. You have IE for Windows, and I have find, grep, xargs, sed, and rm. It’s like bringing a knife to a gunfight, kid.

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O’Toole’s commentary on Murphy’s Law:
Murphy was an optimist.