The old landing page for this domain had been pretty much unchanged since the 1990s. The logo was gif file I’d created in (no joke) 1994. The original logo was done in Adobe Illustrator, but at some point I lost the master. The page was all done with tables, and in an age of large, high-DPI screens (and small mobile ones), it looked increasingly ridiculous.
I spent 5 minutes (seriously, and 3 of those were checking style tag syntax on w3.org) in my text editor and created a new version that uses CSS and SVG and should look fine in every modern browser, desktop and mobile. I didn’t bother using hacks to make it work in IE < 10 because, sorry, IDGAF.
I took the opportunity to tighten the tracking and make the grunge slightly less obnoxious. I hope it’s still identifiably itself:
Of course, now that we can render vectors in web browsers I made it freely scale with the page size.
You can see the end result here.
At some point I’ll redo the blog layout too. Baby steps.
Proposed Country & Western Song Titles
I Can’t Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other Side
If You Won’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Find Someone Who Will
I Knew That You’d Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With
Your Socks Outside-in
I’m a Rabbit in the Headlights of Your Love
Don’t Kick My Tires If You Ain’t Gonna Take Me For a Ride
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
I’ve Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies and I’m Blue All the Time