I'll be mostly offline for the next week, but checking webmail sporadically. If you need to get ahold of me, you can mail me at marmoset (a t) gmail (d o t) com and I'll try to respond as quickly as is practical.
Volcanoes have a grandeur that is grim
And earthquakes only terrify the dolts,
And to him who’s scientific
There is nothing that’s terrific
In the pattern of a flight of thunderbolts!
— W.S. Gilbert, “The Mikado”