Tuesday, April 01, 2003


Freeform Goodness, Clear Channel Announce Merger


ECORSE, Michigan—April 1, 2003—Freeform Goodness™, the internet radio arm of the vast Freeke™ empire, today announced its merger with Clear Channel™ Worldwide, one of “America’s Most Admired Companies”, according to Fortune magazine. Freeform Goodness™ CEO David Walker released a statement from his chalet in Davos, Switzerland:

It was obvious from the very beginning that our philosophy of musical programming was completely in sync with that of Clear Channel. Clear Channel’s respect for musical diversity, artistic integrity, local station autonomy, and fair competition is a perfect match to our core values.

Freeform Goodness is happy to announce its latest playlist additions, the first product of Clear Channel’s award winning musical market research.

  • In Da Club - 50 Cent
  • I’m With You - Avril Lavigne
  • Cry Me A River - Justin Timberlake
  • Beautiful - Christina Aguilera
  • Bump, Bump, Bump - B2K & P. Diddy
  • I Drove All Night - Celine Dion
  • Misunderstood - Bon Jovi
  • Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park


:: Dave Walker 00:02 (EST/EDT) [+]

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